Maybe this? (It's called a wimple.)
I'd fit in better with this sort of a cover up.
Then again, this hat with sunglasses could do wonders.
Except I don't wear fur. Diane Keaton does cover-up very well. (Needless to say, I'm a huge fan.)
A simple baboushka could be easily arranged ...
... but why not go for a little more fashion appeal?
Then again, I'm more of a North Face kind of a gal--
Truth is, probably only this would really do:
But wait a second, who paid for these tickets?
Suck it up, bitches! (Sorry--getting in the mood for the big show.)